Sunday 10 July 2011

Warning armed and dangerous

On the Dubai Metro there are signs every where warning of fines if you break the rules;

Smoking – 200 Dhiram fine
Chewing gum – 200 Dhiram fine
Eating & Drinking – 200 Dhiram fine
Damaging property 10,000 Dhiram fine

But one rule they missed off is farting on the train, last week I was aboard a crowded train heading home when some dirty monkey let rip a stinker deadly sulphur fart. The foul smell of vile eggs and rotting cabbage lingered in the air for several minutes. With the passengers squeezed like sardines there was little room to escape from this most foul gas, so now I’ve decided to arm myself with a  bottle of eau de toilette and my finger will be on the trigger next time I’m on a crowded train.

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